Popular Sh*t I have said…

It’s me again, and even again.

 

It seems that my people left the actual content out of this one last time, so here we are again, trying to provide you with the VB you need.  Enjoy it this time.

Yes, writing it up once again and perhaps using a few too few expletives, but that’s just how I slice and dice.

the popularity of the “Sh*t my dad says” meme, encouraged my fans to request that I release some I my own spoken word sh*t.

Given that, as I recently coined the phrase ” I’m Vinyl Burns, and you’re nothing without me”, for an upcoming BBC TV project, it would be downright rude of me not to allow you, my fans, to be all you can possibly be, by giving you a whole lot of me… In your faces.

The beauty of the written word is that you can reread that paragraph as many times as you need, in order to understand what I’m saying, and then love me for it.

So, here’s the first installment of “Sh*t Vinyl Burns says”. Share it around by clicking on the “Share Vinyl Burns around” button, and above all, enjoy.

I don’t have time to say it all, but you can feel the knowledge breaking on your chest!” – Vinyl Burns

Bloop

Dingo Dingo Friends…

That’s an almost completely made up Australian greeting I just nearly invented.

I do a lot of things really really well. And I like to balance that by showing off my frailty in front of all the world, from time to time.

This, right now, is just one of those times.

So, without any further much ado about nothing much, here is a classic Vinyl Burns blooper, from my Sexual Horizons web series. The crew really lost it on this one. It’s an open and transparent window into the backstage world of the Vinyl Burns television empire.

Thanks for watching, and for being here specifically in order to do so.

Mango Mango

Amigo Derché

VB

Top 6 Random Hackings

Glad to be seeing you, for sure.

I’ve been getting my hands dirty, hot and sweaty at the coal face… typing a lot and taking some short coffee breaks in between swims.

Here are some exciting and powerfully useful things I have been dabbling with.

1) Buzzdeck for iphone – You can follow EVERYTHING. (I almost promise you that it’s true)

2) Artistdata -For people who ROCK! Helps you to syndicate your entire publicity empire from one point of contact.  Twitter, Facebook, Blogs, Myspace, Concert promoters, Events listings, Dentists… it’s all there.  Go take a look around.

( www.artistdata.com )

3) 1Password – If you’re anything like me, you like to be secure.  You probably also like to be logged in.  If you like both those things, but hate writing your own name and the password 87fghhw76iI89 over and over… boy will 1Password chill you the hell out.  It’s really that simple… One. Password.

( www.1password.com )

4) Merlin Mann – He made up some exciting magic trick to empty your inbox.  (I think it’s like google’s “archive” button, except all your work gets done.)  He has a lot of things… folders, mainly. Anyhow, now he does a lot of talking about pretty smart stuff, in conjunction with some pretty smart and/or pretty cool people.  He does some writing in the sky, but I mainly just listen to the talking.  I particularly like the talking he does with medium famous rocker John Roderick of the Long Winters.  The Back To Work podcast talky thing with Dan Benjamin is also bus punchingly interesting. I like it, and you should too… He (Merlin) lives (actually, literally, lives) at http://www.merlinmann.com

5) I had a really good steak tonight.  Burned the shit out of the outside, but the inside was still raw.  I don’t understand cooking, but I do understand yummy.

6) I have my own radio show starting in a week, so maybe that exciting news will distract you from there only being 5/6 secret Vinyl Burns Hax listed here.

7) Tune in to my show at www.radioactive.fm super early on Sunday mornings (New Zealand time).

• Sunday midnight – 3am New Zealand
  
• Saturday 11am – 2pm UK
  
• Saturday 3am – 6am Pacific Time
• Saturday 4am – 7am Mountain Time
• Saturday 6am – 9am Central
• Saturday 7am – 10am Eastern

Ok kids, that’s about it for now…  Hope you’re all chilled and placid, and if you’re not… maybe you work too hard.

Put Pajamas On!

Vinyl.