Vinyl Burns Radio

Hello Followers,

 

I’m just writing to offer you a quick sneaky sample of the radio show I’ll be busting out from time to time.  Nothing too regular about it, cos I like to be a moving target.  But, if you’d like to know what it is you’re aiming for… here’s a recording of the show. Skip around, find the juicy bits… whatever spins it for ya.

 

The Vinyl Lounge

 

Regards,

Vinyl “The Other Doctor” Burns

World Buskers Festival Schedule

Hello Electric Kidsters…

It’s festival time here in Nah Zild, and I know many of you will be flying in or driving cross country to make it to the Christchurch World Buskers Festival of Vaudevillian Delights and Thespian Dreams.

Not wishing for you to waste a moment of your time here (or there, depending on where you are when you read this), I’ve taken the liberty to attach my personal schedule in various formats, so you can take it with you wherever you go.  That way, you can sleep easy (no pressure) with the knowledge that you won’t miss a moment of Vinyl goodness.

Here are the details.

Jan 20 (7pm): Stoneleigh Arts Centre Comedy Club, WBF Chch NZ
Jan 21 (4pm): UC Stace, UC BUSKER PARK, WBF Chch NZ
Jan 22 (2.20pm): UC Stage, UC BUSKER PARK, WBF Chch NZ
Jan 23 (11.30am): Cathedral Square, WBF Chch NZ
Jan 23 (7pm): Stoneleigh Arts Centre COMEDY CLUB, WBF Chch NZ
Jan 24 (4pm): UC Stage, UC BUSKER PARK, WBF Chch NZ
Jan 25 (12.30pm): More FM AERIAL STAGE, UC BUSKER PARK, WBF Chch NZ
Jan 25: iSite LATE NIGHT WITH THE BUSKERS, WBF Chch NZ
Jan 26 (3.50pm): More FM AERIAL STAGE, UC BUSKER PARK, WBF Chch NZ
Jan 26 (7pm): Stoneleigh Arts Centre COMEDY CLUB, WBF Chch NZ
Jan 27 (noon): Cathedral Square, WBF Chch NZ
Jan 28 (3pm): More FM AERIAL STAGE, UC BUSKER PARK, WBF Chch NZ
Jan 28 (5.50pm) Cathedral Square, WBF Chch NZ
Jan 29 (11am): UC Stage, UC BUSKER PARK, WBF Chch NZ
Jan 29 (2.20pm): Ryan Security BUSKERS AT BRIGHTON, WBF Chch NZ
Jan 30 (1.10pm): Cathedral Square, WBF Chch NZ

Or, to see what else is going on with me, and with the Christchurch World Buskers Festival, visit…

www.worldbuskersfestival.com

www.vinylburns.com

www.kiwicomedy.com

Best disco wishes and motivational browsing!

VB

A flash of new

Diggers and Wiggers,

I truly believe that this will find you all in fine health and easy spirits.

I’ve just undergone my quarterly re-branding for tax, fan, health and mechanical reasons, and I invite you all to explore the new flavours of the Vinyl Burns website.

Hosted inside, you will find a methpot of juicy gems from my recent history… samples of the album, music videos, tutorials, medical seminars, nocturnal social experiments, cooking documentaries and much more besides…

Less prominent in this recreation of my public image, is the focus on my acts for sale…  While I’m still more than happy to make appearances for children, struggling business and cash, I felt that my followers deserve a sanctuary from the Vinyl Burns hard sell… a place where they can simply relax and enjoy the environment that is vinylburns.com .

Of course, if you wish to arrange to book an appearance from myself, or any one of my stunt doubles, I will gladly direct you towards my management at www.kiwicomedy.com

For now though… a little hot tip for you all.  An exciting new project is underway, and now is the time to let your associates know that you were in on the VB ground floor, before the masses.  So, pass on the Vinyl loving vibe, and lets see if we can’t all tell two friends…

I’ll keep you posted through here, and will offer you the very very best in immediacy and nowness… Coming soon, Chit Chat Lounge extras, 2010 tour dates, plus tales of my time on the set of “Galaxia” where I played evil Lord Jerkov.

Jingles

VB

Sexual Horizons

Hello Lovers,

Vinyl Burns here, just keeping you in the bedroom loop…

My new seminar series “Sexual Horizons” is now available to you special fans, at the website http://www.vinylburns.com (on the ‘film’ page).

I’ll also be introducing the general masses to this hot body of work throughout the Chit Chat Lounge, Feb 11 – Mar 6 at Wellington’s Fringe Bar.

That show will also feature some covert “sleep talking” expose’s, revealing barely legal aspects of my work with the CIA back in the early 1980′s.  That’s also online now, but you’ll have to work a little to find those yourselves.

досвиданья

VB

Party 2010

Hello G

2010 is almost upon us, so I felt the urge to throw down some honest partying advice to those of you ready to shake off the festivities of 2009, and drop it down into 4th gear for a night.

I’ll keep it short, cos who really wants to be tied up behind the computer all summer.  I offer 3 tips.

1) Just because the sand is mostly yellow, doesn’t mean you can’t put it in your mouth sometimes.

2) When a lady on the beach asks “Is anybody looking”, she means “Stop looking at me”

3) Sometimes the novelty of renting a beach house, just like regular people, is cooled somewhat by bad management, with a short grass fixation.  I’m a jungle lover!!!

Well, that’s about it from me for 2009.  Wherever you’re spending your New Years Eve, just know that I’ll be with thousands of lucky families in the Civic Square of Wellington City, New Zealand.

Here’s a little party song to get you in the mood!

http://bit.ly/18S4rv

I’m Vinyl Burns.

Welcome to Vinyl’s World…

Hello folks,

Welcome to the first of many regular Vinyl Burns web log entries… keeping you abreast of what I’m up to, and my personal read on the world I’m in. I hope you can join with me on a crusade to bring good times to wherever the bad times roll, and to warm and moisten even the most desolate and frigid of regions.