Popular Sh*t I have said…

It’s me again, and even again.

 

It seems that my people left the actual content out of this one last time, so here we are again, trying to provide you with the VB you need.  Enjoy it this time.

Yes, writing it up once again and perhaps using a few too few expletives, but that’s just how I slice and dice.

the popularity of the “Sh*t my dad says” meme, encouraged my fans to request that I release some I my own spoken word sh*t.

Given that, as I recently coined the phrase ” I’m Vinyl Burns, and you’re nothing without me”, for an upcoming BBC TV project, it would be downright rude of me not to allow you, my fans, to be all you can possibly be, by giving you a whole lot of me… In your faces.

The beauty of the written word is that you can reread that paragraph as many times as you need, in order to understand what I’m saying, and then love me for it.

So, here’s the first installment of “Sh*t Vinyl Burns says”. Share it around by clicking on the “Share Vinyl Burns around” button, and above all, enjoy.

I don’t have time to say it all, but you can feel the knowledge breaking on your chest!” – Vinyl Burns

A wise man once said…

Hello gang…

A friendly correspondent passed on these kind words, and while I don’t really understand what he mean’t, I felt you all deserve to stay in touch with how my public see me.

So, here you are…

Burns are all that are left scorching the dirty paisley carpet The Vinyl once strode upon, exploding into the lime and predominantly bage light creating a road others’ can never follow; 4 litres of Chocolate milk? Is this a challenge?
Is this a question of ignorance?

Wise man say: “They know not who they put to the test, tis the Vanilla Vizzle tis the BewilderBawizzle; Armageddon will come to pass, and pass it shall, there will stand only one, they shall call him not Vinyl or Burns, they shall call him; The Teeth of Destiny.”

That’s what the kids are saying thizzle dizzle.

VB

Vinyl Burns at the Edmonton Fringe 2008

I am a man.  I have been a man for a long time… ever since that bad kebab in the off-license out the back of Briony’s Meat Palace in Camden.  Good times.

This festival, I’ve been a little busy to keep you abreast of my activities, so I’ll now run through a poetic summary of the recent past.

I’ve seen heat.  I was pleased to be performing in 42 degree heat, in front of 53 people and a discarded hotdog.  The 2nd hottest day in the history of Edmonton brought me a powerful experience and brought the greenroom a powerful odor.

My room mate Aytahn slid into the darkness of lazy company and sadly or gladly, watched her sleep on the floor, whilst he dreamed of more successful moves, lying on a pile of mattresses, duvets, cereal boxes and a frisbee…

The shows come and the shows go… sometimes they feel like being killed… sometimes there’s a reason for that.  Every now and then, you’re given a tiny glimpse into the reality of what you offer to people, and that turns it all around.

You can love me from afar…  but I won’t be there for long.

VB

Welcome to Vinyl’s World…

Hello folks,

Welcome to the first of many regular Vinyl Burns web log entries… keeping you abreast of what I’m up to, and my personal read on the world I’m in. I hope you can join with me on a crusade to bring good times to wherever the bad times roll, and to warm and moisten even the most desolate and frigid of regions.