2010 Three Strike Tour

Hello dogs and bangers.

I’m just rolling back into the zone, from a zippy little tour around the world, essentially a chance to touch ground with my best minga’s in the continent and northern USA.

First though, let me encourage you to tell your friends about the Vinyl Burns blog… Domination is all about dominating, and without you all helping out, I can’t dominate as completely and as believably as we’d all like.  To incentivise you all in this task, I am offering 40 puppies to the first 40 new subscribers.  So, if you’d like your friend to get a puppy, get them all signed up!

I began my tour by stopping off for an earthy, rustic and ‘real’ one on one with fans in Dundas, Ontario… The Dundas Buskers Festival, where the coffee was hot, and the schedule was blistering.  My associates and I enjoyed the finest coffee in Canada at “Detour” roastery… with some healthy ex-pat New Zealand links… Where else are you going to learn that trade?

I then popped around the corner to the world renowned Waterloo Arts Festival, where I launched the Vinyl Burns Experience – The concert that will change the world (one way or the other™).  Big francophone ups to A-Bomb Rosso, my road technician for the festival… he kept the stadium cool and the sounds damp, not to mention wiring me up and padding down the dental regions as needed.  Stay tuned for his own album “Je cherche pour ma femme” – out in the fall.

From there, I popped across the ‘Lantic to do a little benefit gig for Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Channel, Calvin Klein and Christian Dior. The whole shindig happened in a beautiful little fake 1850s San Francisco village nestled deep in the Belgian foothills (that’s all they have) of Maasmechelen, Belgium.

Now I’m home, soaking up winter on the horse farm, and bustling up some new moves for the Fall.

If you want to see more of the pictures from the tour, don’t forget to visit, like, friend and poke me on facebook http://www.facebook.com/vinylburnsband and of course, check out the blog and video archive at http://www.vinylburns.com – it’s all there for you, mister-missus.

Sincerely, Vinyl Burns, Forever – www.vinylburns.com

Dr Vinyl Burns

Revised 2010 Tour Dates

Hello dirty comedy festival goers.

Vinyl Burns in the Leisure Stepper Gangsta shoot

I just wanted to let you kats know that my plans have changed.  I will be splitting my mid year plans into two, possibly more, tours.

The schedule that follows is the current plan.

This differs from the plan currently on my website www.vinylburns.com and I’ll update it soon, but I wanted you to know about it first, because you love me, and I, in turn, respect that love for me.  Plus, it’s just polite.

Vinyl Burns 2010 world tour.

Part One: June

Canada – Dundas Buskers Festival & Waterloo Arts Festival

Europe – Festival Del Mundo, Maasmechelen, Belgium

Part Two: July

Secret new project in New Zealand

Part Three: August/September
Aug 4 – 6 Digby Tall Ships Festival, Digby, Nova Scotia CA tbc
Aug 4 – 8 Digby Scallop Festival, Digby, Nova Scotia CA tbc
Aug 13 – 22 Berlin Lacht Alexanderplatz, Berlin DE tbc
Aug 26 – 29 Berlin Lacht Kurfürstendamm, Berlin DE tbc
Aug 31 – Sep 6 PNE, Vancouver CA tbc
Sept 17 – 20 Melbourne Juggling Conv, Melbourne AU
Sept 23 – Oct 3 WOW, Wellington NZ tbc

So that’s that… still plenty of Vinyl time for everyone, just a little changed.

Also, the Comedy Festival is currently on in Wellington and New Zealand… go and check it out, because there’s more to great comedy than just me.

VB – WD40 – 24/7

VB North American tour dates announced

All massive hyperbole aside, hello.

I simply wish to bend you giant electric digital ears, and fill them full of the syrupy self fulfilling learnings that only come by way of an intimate acquaintance with, of, near or beneath… Vinyl Burns.

So it is with as much ceremony as they could squeak past me, that I announce my forthcoming Northern Hemisphere tour dates.

The dates are available  on the front page of my website: www.vinylburns.com

If you find yourself in the same place, and frame of mind, as I find myself… make sure you come and get acquainted. Track me down at www.twitter.com/vinylburns or through my management team at Kiwi Comedy Ltd.

That’s all the sugar I have for you right now, except for this hot tip… the latest and smoking hotnessed Soft Trance Jangle re-cut of some old guitar lady’s song.  It’s done by the smack wave duo out of deepest eastern Otaki city… and they’re called:

Otaki Airforce – Scroll down for the tunes.

Jam It on ya Norway!

OONST!

VB