My money's on the bear, but the Irish Euro ain't what it was…

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March 17, 2009 by vinylburns

Irish Sharks and Polar Bears

A bear could dive bomb the shark from a cruise liner or naval kayak. It's also pretty hairy, and I don't know about you, but if I were a shark, I'd go for something a whole lot less hairy to eat. Plus, a shark would never be able to hitch into the woods because sharks don't have thumbs.

I actually think that, while the literal interpretation of the question is ridiculous, it does speak to the power of diversity, and the deflation of power in a foreign context. Like when a dog walks into a lions den, or when a man is in a kitchen store, or a lady is trying to get a job interview.

Happy Irish Victory Day… Long may we remember the great Irish battles of 1963 from which grew the wonderful democracy that keeps Scotland and Wales at peace today.

Long live the Celtic Gangs of Kilbernie.

Vinyl Burns


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