The Man with the Open Plan


March 17, 2009 by vinylburns

Do you really want that much room?

I like to breathe the air outside in the biggest room in the world… That's where Jesus gets a good long look at you… gets a chance to size you up and work out what tools he'll use to fight you with when you're trying to get out of the eternal floating vanilla party. He's gonna want people like us to stick around… it pulls in the chicks. No party lasts for long without hot chicks hanging around, looking a bit drunky and seductable… yes, seductable.

That's why Jesus and G dog will be cuffing us to the bar and giving us free drinks till the ends of time.


No, there's no unless, it was just dramatic, and I'm a sucka for the drama… ask your lady.

So, that's my read on the best room in the house… it's the big room. The room that goes on forever, where the bar is at one end and the toilets are at the other… with a greek pool and the pillow pit in between. You might sometimes say that something is a "long time between drinks" – well, walking from the free bar to GOD's toilet, across infinite frivolity… that's time consuming.

Last orders,

One thought on “The Man with the Open Plan

  1. wonker says:

    Interesting blog, I’ll try and spread the word.

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