Spiders

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June 21, 2010 by vinylburns

Some important advice for you.

If you want to touch a lady’s boobs, yell “spider!!!”.

Then touch her boobs.

I have not done this, but have seen it work like a charm.

So, keep it safe out there, and don’t stab anyone who doesn’t deserve it.

Vinyl Burns – Forever.

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