Milk makes me shudder

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December 13, 2010 by vinylburns

I simply want to know who is the genius who makes the cows put their milk in my cornflakes.

Why would you want to deprive yourself of the crispy crunch, upon which the cornflake has built such a stirling reputation…

Fascist lactose crunch removals are losing the war on, well… everything good.

Just let the cows have their milk.

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