Top 9 most missed truths this week.

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April 3, 2012 by vinylburns

Its been a good couple of weeks, and now there are more weeks coming. They might be good too, but you’ll improve your chances if you know these nine things…

1) Fabreeze is not hairspray
2) Ice-cream cones are not road cones
3) The plague is sometimes an STD
4) The washroom was probably cleaner
5) John Key would still be terrible, even if he was meant to be a clown
6) Good people die in good seats
7) Milk and bacon both last longer than you think
8) Sitting cross legged will make the average person’s left leg numb in (on average) 6.3 minutes.
9) Blonds ARE more fun, but most “blondes” are actually soft ginger.

Good to be in touch again.

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