Tweets of the weak.

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June 15, 2012 by vinylburns

Hi gang…

It’s been a while since I tuned in here, mainly because I’m out being exotic in another continent at the moment.  But, I’ve also been redirecting most of my commentary in the direction of Twitter.  It’s a new and amazing digital shouting service that suits me just fine.

But, for those of you interested in more of a syrupy condensed experience, I’ll be posting weekly digests of my Tweetings, and maybe even some “greatest hits” compilations…

So, here’s the first treat laden taste.

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vinylburns Twitter lets ME decide. Zuckerberg, you arrogant child! http://t.co/YFDQKopP #fb

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vinylburns Holy Kenya Facebook! What makes you think YOU know who I want to see?http://t.co/YFDQKopP #fb

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vinylburns Where DO Pandas come from???? #fb

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vinylburns 30% experience, 40% creativity, 9% math and 23% everything. http://t.co/TmosiwET #fb

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vinylburns Thursday’s are for nostalgia. Remember Wednesday? Yeah… Awesome! #fb

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vinylburns You know how you feel when you see a faded print on a hotel room wall? That’s how I always feel. #fb

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vinylburns Pointy hat or circular tables? The secrets of wizardry revealed…!!! Athttp://t.co/TmosiwET #fb

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vinylburns If the Romans were REALLY mean, they’d have made Jesus build his own crucifix. #fb#carpenters #religion #questions

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vinylburns Was Jesus a real carpenter? Do you live in the house that Jesus built? #fb

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vinylburns If you’re funnier than idiots can understand, does it matter that they mistakenly think you’re a racist homophobe, like them? #fb

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vinylburns Vinyl Burns’ Daily Week is out! http://t.co/WyQWCDyo

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vinylburns I’m drinking steeped bubble tea on an even steeper hill… It’s far from flat. #fb

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vinylburns I’m so lonely… Where did all the intertweeters go? #fb

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vinylburns Seriously, how many times to I need to tweet for you to just give me some space..? I’m so much more than 140 characters! #fb

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vinylburns I just want a little privacy from the inquisition of social media big brother.http://t.co/O4KS9sh1 (@GetNailedhttp://t.co/zXKVDya3 #fb

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vinylburns All I want is a little privacy from the inquisition of social media big brother.http://t.co/GcY4lTKC (@ Get Nailed) http://t.co/iFwvrd9v

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vinylburns I have invented a kinetic self play dog & ball system, involving magnets and elastic bands. My mind is all physics, all the time. #fb

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vinylburns How about a fresh podcast for the commute? http://t.co/obWPh0nB #vinyl #burns#newmusic #comedy

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vinylburns I know it was a dream, and I can’t blame you for anything, but goddam! Why would you move to my town with your kid??? #fb

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vinylburns If you seek shameless wisdom distilled to its purest, indie-rock syrup, and delivered in a social media syringe, follow @johnroderick #fb

So… there you have it.  If you want more of a drip fed experience, check me out @vinylburns
If not, stay tuned… I’ll write longer things here, soon.
VB
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