Hello from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.
As I write this, it’s the day before Canada Day, when all of Canada pretends it’s the United States, and has a big party with the money they stole from the homeless, and the natives.
To celebrate, here’s the latest digest of my most recent tweets. For a constant gentle stream of twitterness, you can find me at @vinylburns
I think MySpace shot all their stock wallpaper pics in my hotel room. #fb
To be fair, young people are only drawing on limited experience. So when they say “like, Yeah, Dunno”, they actually mean “dunno” #fb
I am bringing the chips #fb
Trust me… Horses will eat any old crap. #fb
It’s a tough balancing act, letting the producer(s) win, but still letting the cosmos bring all the money my way… Streetfest Poker Night #fb
I can forgive, and forget. And then my GTD system emails me a reminder, and I’m back to being pretty goddam mad again! #fb
If Lady Gaga doesn’t cover a 1940’s German pop song, the terrorists have already won. #fb
Retweet this if you’d like to help contribute to the banal content of the Internet. #fb
Dear TSA… The terrorists have already won. #fb
I don’t believe in bacon. It’s not a religious thing, I just think that pigs are a different colour inside. #fb
I’m not a baconophobe… Some of my best friends put bacon in their mouths, produce a lot of saliva, and get a boner. #fb
Hey there… I love it when you talk about me… kimpotter bit.ly/La7vk1
Hey there… I love it when you talk about me… jaymowil bit.ly/MI8F1s
Sometimes, loud and rude is all they need. But sometimes it’s nice to give them more than they need. Don’t you think? …? …Guess not. #fb
Instagram: Information in, frustration out… Why would you let me log into my account, in order to be able to see nothing that’s there? #fb
Hey there… I love it when you talk about me… kimpottermusic bit.ly/KTD7c1
I’m tempted to create the saddest and most emotional straitjacket escape in the history of escaping from things. #fb
Most of the fabric in my trousers has worn through simultaneously… My walking stride must be perfectly symmetrical. #fb
You can call me cynical, but… I’m pretty cynical. #fb
You can call me cynical and unattractive, but… I’m cynical. #fb
OK… Happy GooseDog BBQ Summer!