Winners and Workers and Silly Circus Ponies

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February 18, 2013 by vinylburns

Children of the corn…

I realise you’re all pretty smart folks, and I know you have busy lives.

That’s why I only post the wisest shining clarity of thought, and try not to fill these pages with a wash of old clown stories or poems about cats with nude tits.


That said, how long have you been waiting for the chance to see a show that melds sexy ladies, fiery circles, possible scandal, slaves, pay disparity, dictatorial self appointment as authorizing power, and a zany old night out.

Who hasn’t wondered about what food is the best?

Undies… Undies… Togs…

Is the world ready for a reality survivor format live televised stage show, set in a stadium, where competitors fight to establish which religion is most appropriate for the Internet age.

The answers…?

Not long…



Sadly, yes…

Context doesn’t stop you being a bit silly, so pick an outfit and wear it. If you wouldn’t wear it one place, don’t wear it any place.


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