February 1, 2014 by vinylburns
If you’re looking for an insight into the day to day grind of being in this industry… Read on!
1) Ask the first person you see who they think you are.
2) Bury your head in the covers and wait another hour.
3) Make sure you’re always out of business cards. (At least they’re out there working, even if you’re not)
4) Apple pie. Every good day begins with apple pie.
5) Phone your agent. It’s cathartic to scream at someone, and it’s best if it’s someone who’s used to it, and who rarely has money for you.
6) Entertain someone. Doesn’t matter who… Doesn’t matter if they want it. It’s who you are. Fail at this and you’ll fail at life.
7) Have a shower. You’re not a goddam animal!
8) Better have a bath first.
That’s about all there is to it.
See you on the stage, legend!