May 20, 2014 by vinylburns
Well Magic Horsies,
It’s over for another year. Comedy festival has faded, almost instantly to the back of our tiny minds.
But just before you erase those mistakes from your memory, note these down. I asked around and it turns out I’m not the only one who made some hack mistakes this year. So, here they are, boiled down from an extensive eavesdrop data reacquisition program, are these top regrets, averaged out across thousands of losers.
Top five regrets after comedy festival is over.
1) Not making it out of the house.
2) Starting to sing Karaoke at the comedy venue / Karaoke bar, while the comedy is still on.
3) Punching sexist comedians in the mouth, when I should really have let one of the ladies do it.
4) Got a splinter.
5) Danced too much in the foyer before the show, but not enough in the shower afterwards.
Better luck next year.