June 21, 2014 by vinylburns
Drinkers and Born Again Drinkers,
How are you?
Let me fix that.
I’ve invented a small cluster of things in my time on the planet. Some of them were pretty amazing, and nobody noticed. For example, I built an articulated wall using hybrid tank-tread/Jacob’s ladder technologies, allowing entire cities to secretly expand their boundaries without any obvious digging or explosions.
Unfortunately, I lost the keys and it’s still in my driveway.
Other inventions were less exciting, but everyone loved them.
One of the latter was a drink called the Brown Vinyl. Here’s the recipe, right here:
It’s pretty good… better than a lot of that muck you buy in a can… six at a time… with your silly underage friends, all slutty and buff in their tight skinny jeans and their boy-band hair dos.
So, buy yourself these simple ingredients and whip it up for breakfast tomorrow… it’s a killer kickstarter.
Trust me… Look at me.