Top Ten – Ways To Forget

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October 1, 2014 by vinylburns

Top ten ways to forget it ever happened.

1) Create a drunken fake twitter identity and tell the truth there.

2) Horse Hair Glue and Scotch.

3) Get involved with four new and awful projects.

4) wipe yourself down with a fresh chamois and pretend you’re French, again.

5) Sing something


6) Sing something better than that shit.

7) Phone up an old girlfriend and tell her you never really got over her. But get her name wrong.

8) Take photos that will almost certainly get you arrested, but that will also make you money in the long term.

9) Ask a policeman where the “Bombery” is.

10) The moon’s not real and your problems don’t really count. Get drunk.

Hope everything goes much sweeter for you now.



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